About

Pop culture junkie. Dork royalty. Hopeless romantic. Horror aficionado. Trivia guru. Devout atheist. Video game otaku. Movie buff. Sports nut. Lover of pepperoni cheddar. I'm politically liberal. I like to tell stories. I like to espouse political, religious, and sociological knowledge in order to enlighten people. If I entertain and/or educate at least one person, I've succeeded.

People I Follow

  • Funeral Fog
  • myles will save us all
  • Grim Tidings
  • SPUDTASTIC.
  • All Day, Everyday
  • The Clearly Dope
  • Science Fiction
  • Fuck Yeah Movie Club
  • Nicknameless270
  • Shirtoid
  • WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR
  • slobaum
  • HHjH ~Yellowberri Unprofessional
  • JoshKeown
  • raphaeline
  • Monster Island Resort
  • Love in the time of Velociraptors
  • HELLO ZOMBIE!
  • One of Four
  • Kyle's M&M's
  • jane_bot
  • Boats and Hoes
  • Functional Nerdity
  • bang!!
  • Fuck Yeah, Tim Drake!
  • Jessica
Cheshire - Created by Alter Imaging
6 hours ago

I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, and you can’t prove anything!



I know I’ve said this a million times before, but I’ll say it again: humans suck.

A discussion with some of my co-workers a few years ago about what’s wrong with the world got me really cogitating on the subject. If you add it all together, I’ve spent days thinking about the answer. Of course, the subject of the world’s problems isn’t black and white, but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t a blanket statement that encompasses it all. There are many things that I could harp on, like our propensity to kill things that are different than us, or our affinity for doing the exact opposite thing we should do (even if we already know better). But the true reason humans are pieces of shit has always been so blatantly obvious that I couldn’t see it clearly (sometimes I need to be smacked over the head with something to get it)…

Humans do not, and will not, accept responsibility for their own actions.

Take the idea of censorship for example: it’s not enough to tell someone to be a responsible individual and decide for themselves and their offspring what they can and can’t ingest. They have to protest to ban books or to burn them; to divert the showing of controversial movies; to have chips in their televisions and video game consoles that censor programming; to make sure Walmart doesn’t sell magazines like Playboy and Maxim while turning a blind-eye to the automobile magazines that feature scantily clad women posing on the hoods of sports cars.

And what about someone actually admitting that they’ve done something wrong and moving on? Sure, there are times when humans will own up to screwing up, but that’s after the initial denial, investigation, news interviews, CIA probes, impeachment, Supreme Court hearings, and wasted taxpayer dollars.

The sad part is that, for most humans, such behavior isn’t their fault. You don’t come to your faults by nature; they’re a result of ideas and “knowledge” being pounded into your brain through indoctrination, usually and mostly by your parents. Just like your religious convictions, your political allegiance, who your favorite auto manufacturer is, or who your favorite sports teams are, you are not only taught, but forced into your faults and foibles. They’re the result of the psychological implications of your indoctrination and how you respond to it. The freer the thinker you are, the less psychological damage has been caused.

My point? From the time you squirt from your mother’s twat until the time you shuffle loose from the mortal coil, you are brought up to believe that your actions aren’t your own responsibility to control.

No? Bullshit? “Shenanigans,” you say?

You killed someone? Don’t worry, you were just temporarily insane! No fault of yours.

You were ten-years-old, and you beat to death a four-year-old neighborhood girl with a two-by-four? Why, you didn’t know any better… you were ten!

What about the time you snuck into your parent’s room to watch their illegal cable feed of Cinemax, and you caught one of the numerous Shannon Tweed softcore crime thrillers? That’s not yours nor your parents’ faults! They bought a television that didn’t have a V-chip in it, so blame Sony for making such a shoddy product! Not to mention the cable company they were avoiding paying because, shit, why should we have to pay for extra channels?

Your father caught you smoking his stash? It’s not your fault for finding it, and it’s not his fault for having it and not hiding it better! Listening to Snoop Dogg is what turned you into a weed fiend, after all.

And let’s not forget the time you were sixteen and you slipped that date-rape drug into that fifteen-year-old’s drink. It wasn’t your fault, honestly! you weren’t eighteen yet, so it’s not like you knew anything at all about the consequences of deviant sexual conduct… you probably didn’t even know what sex was, yet! Those minors sure don’t know nothin’ about nothin’, crazy kids.

You mean to tell me you jumped off of the roof of your house into a swimming pool full of jellyfish and alligators? Let’s not be so quick to accuse your parents of neglect and inundate them with the irresponsibility of their actions as well as yours, let’s arrest and sue Steve-O because he did it on TV one time! While we’re at it, let’s take in Mike Judge for doing a similar episode of “Beavis & Butt-head”.

I think I’ve made my point. If I’ve offended you in any way, then I’m sorry. It’s MY fault, after all. But that doesn’t mean your touchy-feely ass can’t still resort to kissing mine. Have a bad day.

8 hours ago
This picture makes me go all fanboy geek.Part of a mural by artists Nancy Palermo and Susan Rau that graces the walls of the Ocean City Free Public Library in Ocean City, New Jersey. Other authors on the wall include J.K Rowling, Gay Talese, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Margaret Atwood, William Shakesphere, James Joyce, and Maya Angelou. You can see the rest of the images here.

This picture makes me go all fanboy geek.

Part of a mural by artists Nancy Palermo and Susan Rau that graces the walls of the Ocean City Free Public Library in Ocean City, New Jersey. Other authors on the wall include J.K Rowling, Gay Talese, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Margaret Atwood, William Shakesphere, James Joyce, and Maya Angelou. You can see the rest of the images here.

10 hours ago
I miss this man with all of my heart. Above all of the other things that I’m thankful to him for, it was his ability to enlighten that I miss and revere the most.

I miss this man with all of my heart. Above all of the other things that I’m thankful to him for, it was his ability to enlighten that I miss and revere the most.

10 hours ago | 8 notes

Would you like to donate to a good cause, and receive a signed picture from John Carpenter?

I’ve harped about this everywhere else except here. So, here it is!

Help Malachi! And, for that matter, help all the animals like him! He won’t be the last, sadly.


funeraryincantations
:

Donate $25 or more to the Warren County Humane Society to help Malachi and I will sign a photo for you. Go to  www.facebook.com/ directorjohncarpenter for details.”

Basically, a puppy in Bowling Green, KY was abused and needs medical attention very badly. They’re wanting to raise $5,000 to get the puppy back to proper health, and find him a new home. Being that John considers Bowling Green his home, he wanted to help out.

Donate $25 or more, make a copy of the receipt, mail it to John at the address he listed, and he will send you a signed photo. I, myself, was wanting to write John this past summer, but seeing as he is doing this, I would just rather donate to a good cause and receive something from someone who is a big part of my life.

I know a lot of my followers also love John Carpenter AND animals, so why not?

Via Funeral Fog
10 hours ago

These folks won't be getting involved with the ASPCA anytime soon, to say the least...

I checked, and you should be able to view this if you’re logged into Facebook. I would’ve posted this as a picture, but it was much too long and convoluted. I may edit a shorter version together in Photoshop later.

Either way, marvel at the wonderful and lovely people I get the honor of living near! As you’ll see, their viewpoint toward animals is quite progressive and forward-thinking.

23 hours ago

You can send anyone at me you like, just don’t send anyone you’d like back.

- UFC fighter Chael Sonnen, one of the craziest, most entertaining guys in sports
1 day ago | 2 notes

My faith in humanity takes another hit…

This post contains two images. Here’s the first one:



It was posted on a friend’s Facebook page. Below is the second picture, which shows the “debate” that ensued involving myself and a wonderfully open-minded, enlightened lad named Joe:



You know what I hate worse than anything? He’s LOL’ing, while I’m crying myself to sleep. Now I know what “eyes wide shut” means.

Humanity, we can do better than this. I’m begging you. I’ll kiss your goddamned feet, if I have to. 

1 day ago | 1 note

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

- Ezekiel 23:19-20, perhaps the most charming verses in the whole Book (and before you ask… yes, the above verses are in there).
2 days ago | 29,887 notes
Educate yourselves about ACTA. Afterward, help us burn the motherfucker down. Remember, remember, assholes.nicknameless:

OK people, we need to start raising the SOPA/PIPA flags against ACTA. It’s time to schedule blackouts, write your elected officials, raise a stink.
Lets do this.
I’m going to ask you for a signal boost for this, no need to be this post, but something about ACTA, please.
tsunafishy:

youranonnews:

ACTA in a Nutshell –
What is ACTA?  ACTA is the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement. A new intellectual property enforcement treaty being negotiated by the United States, the European Community, Switzerland, and Japan, with Australia, the Republic of Korea, New Zealand, Mexico, Jordan, Morocco, Singapore, the United Arab Emirates, and Canada recently announcing that they will join in as well.
Why should you care about ACTA? Initial reports indicate that the treaty will have a very broad scope and will involve new tools targeting “Internet distribution and information technology.”
What is the goal of ACTA? Reportedly the goal is to create new legal standards of intellectual property enforcement, as well as increased international cooperation, an example of which would be an increase in information sharing between signatory countries’ law enforcement agencies.
Essential ACTA Resources - 
Read more about ACTA here: ACTA Fact Sheet
Read the authentic version of the ACTA text as of 15 April 2011, as finalized by participating countries here: ACTA Finalized Text
Follow the history of the treaty’s formation here: ACTA history
Read letters from U.S. Senator Ron Wyden wherein he challenges the constitutionality of ACTA: Letter 1 | Letter 2 | Read the Administration’s Response to Wyden’s First Letter here: Response
Watch a short informative video on ACTA: ACTA Video
Watch a lulzy video on ACTA: Lulzy Video
Say NO to ACTA. It is essential to spread awareness and get the word out on ACTA.

COME ON HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO LITTLE NOTES?
WAKE UUUUUPPPP

Educate yourselves about ACTA. Afterward, help us burn the motherfucker down. Remember, remember, assholes.


nicknameless
:

OK people, we need to start raising the SOPA/PIPA flags against ACTA. It’s time to schedule blackouts, write your elected officials, raise a stink.

Lets do this.

I’m going to ask you for a signal boost for this, no need to be this post, but something about ACTA, please.

tsunafishy:

youranonnews:

ACTA in a Nutshell –

What is ACTA?  ACTA is the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement. A new intellectual property enforcement treaty being negotiated by the United States, the European Community, Switzerland, and Japan, with Australia, the Republic of Korea, New Zealand, Mexico, Jordan, Morocco, Singapore, the United Arab Emirates, and Canada recently announcing that they will join in as well.

Why should you care about ACTA? Initial reports indicate that the treaty will have a very broad scope and will involve new tools targeting “Internet distribution and information technology.”

What is the goal of ACTA? Reportedly the goal is to create new legal standards of intellectual property enforcement, as well as increased international cooperation, an example of which would be an increase in information sharing between signatory countries’ law enforcement agencies.

Essential ACTA Resources

  • Read more about ACTA here: ACTA Fact Sheet
  • Read the authentic version of the ACTA text as of 15 April 2011, as finalized by participating countries here: ACTA Finalized Text
  • Follow the history of the treaty’s formation here: ACTA history
  • Read letters from U.S. Senator Ron Wyden wherein he challenges the constitutionality of ACTA: Letter 1 | Letter 2 | Read the Administration’s Response to Wyden’s First Letter here: Response
  • Watch a short informative video on ACTA: ACTA Video
  • Watch a lulzy video on ACTA: Lulzy Video

Say NO to ACTA. It is essential to spread awareness and get the word out on ACTA.

COME ON HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO LITTLE NOTES?
WAKE UUUUUPPPP
Via Nicknameless270
2 days ago | 10 notes
nicknameless:

The US has already signed ACTA. I don’t know what we need to do, but we need to start another SOPA/PIPA like protest to try to stop ACTA. It’s actually WORSE then SOPA or PIPA and it’s a WORLDWIDE treaty.
Hollywood couldn’t buy SOPA/PIPA, so it joined with it’s counterparts & is working on buying the entire world.

EU Countries Sign ACTA Despite Protests of the Day: The EU and several of its member nations have signed the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA), an intellectual property regime seen by some as the international version of SOPA/PIPA.
ACTA would enforce international standards for dealing with counterfeit goods and intellectual property theft, but critics say it will also lead to censorship and kill freedom of expression on the Internet. At one point, the treaty even mandated a “three strikes” approach to online piracy.
Poland was one of the countries that signed the trade agreement, despite a 20,000-strong protest against it in the streets of Warsaw. Protestors taped their mouths shut and carried signs with anti-censorship messages.
Other countries signing the treaty include Belgium, the UK, Austria, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Bulgaria, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxemburg, Malta, Portugal, Romania, Slovenia, Spain and Sweden.
ACTA has already been signed by Australia, Canada, Japan, South Korea, Morocco, New Zealand, Singapore and the US.
[siliconrepublic]

nicknameless:

The US has already signed ACTA. I don’t know what we need to do, but we need to start another SOPA/PIPA like protest to try to stop ACTA. It’s actually WORSE then SOPA or PIPA and it’s a WORLDWIDE treaty.

Hollywood couldn’t buy SOPA/PIPA, so it joined with it’s counterparts & is working on buying the entire world.

EU Countries Sign ACTA Despite Protests of the Day: The EU and several of its member nations have signed the Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA), an intellectual property regime seen by some as the international version of SOPA/PIPA.

ACTA would enforce international standards for dealing with counterfeit goods and intellectual property theft, but critics say it will also lead to censorship and kill freedom of expression on the Internet. At one point, the treaty even mandated a “three strikes” approach to online piracy.

Poland was one of the countries that signed the trade agreement, despite a 20,000-strong protest against it in the streets of Warsaw. Protestors taped their mouths shut and carried signs with anti-censorship messages.

Other countries signing the treaty include Belgium, the UK, Austria, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Bulgaria, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxemburg, Malta, Portugal, Romania, Slovenia, Spain and Sweden.

ACTA has already been signed by Australia, Canada, Japan, South Korea, Morocco, New Zealand, Singapore and the US.

[siliconrepublic]

Via Nicknameless270
2 days ago | 808 notes
Let’s keep exercising our newfound power to protest stupid shit on the internet!nicknameless:

We must ACT NOW against ACTA!
Here is the one for the US (one of two - this is the White House one).
epic4chan:

You can be lazy and watch as big corporations finally take control of the Internet, or you can work to stop ACTA.
Petition the EU Parliament.
Other ACTA petitions by country.

Let’s keep exercising our newfound power to protest stupid shit on the internet!


nicknameless
:

We must ACT NOW against ACTA!

Here is the one for the US (one of two - this is the White House one).

epic4chan:

You can be lazy and watch as big corporations finally take control of the Internet, or you can work to stop ACTA.

Petition the EU Parliament.

Other ACTA petitions by country.

Via Nicknameless270
2 days ago
Sadly, this little comic strip outlines some harsh, sad truths.

Sadly, this little comic strip outlines some harsh, sad truths.

3 days ago

The only respect worth earning is your own.

- Chris “The Boogeyman” Whitaker (http://www.facebook.com/TheBoogeyMan)
1 week ago

Andrew Sullivan: How Obama's Long Game Will Outsmart His Critics - The Daily Beast

“Wow. I don’t like to get political on here very often, but this level-headed, well-written article puts into beautiful terms why I still proudly support the president that I voted for nearly four years ago. It’s definitely worth a read no matter what side of the fence you see yourself on.” - my friend Shelby Smith on Facebook, in response to the article I’m linking to. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

1 week ago | 2,654 notes

SOPA lives—and MPAA calls protests an "abuse of power"

PREACH ON BROTHER

wilwheaton
:

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) has looked at tomorrow’s “Internet blackout” in opposition to the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA)—and it sees only a “gimmick,” a “stunt,” “hyperbole,” “a dangerous and troubling development,” an “irresponsible response,” and an “abuse of power.”

“Wikipedia, reddit, and others are going dark to protest the legislation, while sites like Scribd and Google will also protest. In response, MPAA chief Chris Dodd wheeled out the big guns and started firing the rhetoric machine-gun style. 

“Only days after the White House and chief sponsors of the legislation responded to the major concern expressed by opponents and then called for all parties to work cooperatively together, some technology business interests are resorting to stunts that punish their users or turn them into their corporate pawns, rather than coming to the table to find solutions to a problem that all now seem to agree is very real and damaging.”

Can I interrupt for a moment? Thanks. When you complain that opponents didn’t “come to the table to find solutions”, do you mean that we didn’t give NINETY-FOUR MILLION DOLLARS to congress like the MPAA? Or do you mean that we didn’t come to the one hearing that Lamar Smith held, where opponents of SOPA were refused an opportunity to comment? Help me out, here, Chris Dodd, because I’m really trying hard to understand you.

“It is an irresponsible response and a disservice to people who rely on them for information and use their services. It is also an abuse of power given the freedoms these companies enjoy in the marketplace today. It’s a dangerous and troubling development when the platforms that serve as gateways to information intentionally skew the facts to incite their users in order to further their corporate interests.”

Oh ha ha. Ho. Ho. The MPAA talking about “skewing the facts to incite” anyone is just too much. 

“A so-called “blackout” is yet another gimmick, albeit a dangerous one, designed to punish elected and administration officials who are working diligently to protect American jobs from foreign criminals.”

Except for the part where this is completely false, it’s a valid point.

“It is our hope that the White House and the Congress will call on those who intend to stage this “blackout” to stop the hyperbole and PR stunts and engage in meaningful efforts to combat piracy.”

Riiiiiiight. Protesting to raise awareness of terrible legislation that will destroy the free and open Internet  is an abuse of power, but buying NINETY-FOUR MILLION DOLLARS worth of congressional votes is just fine.

I’m so disappointed in Chris Dodd. He was a pretty good senator, wrote some bills (like Dodd/Frank) that are genuinely helping people, and is going to be on the wrong side of every argument as head of the MPAA. What a wasted legacy.

Via WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR